Who is Eric?

Who is Eric?

Eric is a 39 year old white male. He is married. He has been married for 15 years. He is a Christian who attends services at least twice a month. He has a Bachelor’s Degree in Human Resource Mgt. He has two children, a nine year old boy and a seven year old girl. He works for a large communications company in its Personnel Department. His hobbies are karate, Zen meditation, Golf and fishing. His favorite pastime is holding séances to contact the spirit of the late great Ronald Reagan. He complains that Richard Nixon keeps emerging and belittling Ron’s achievements with long tirades of how he ended the war in Vietnam. He often suffers from headaches, especially whenever the NAACP whines about anything. He collects old newspaper articles and watches Fox News religiously. His wife loves her wine. Eric is beginning his Mid-life crisis. He coaches Little League Baseball to make contact with all the awesome MILFs. He served 2 terms in Afghanistan and has problems with PTSD. He owns 3 pistols and 4 hunting rifles. He is a survivalist and card carrying NRA member. He follows the Republican Parties Newsletters and loves to watch sports and drink beer.

Next week he begins his weekly debates  against Angela.

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